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I, also, am lacking motivation.

tbone wrote in statements May 30, 2012 15:06

This R2 unit has a bad motivator.

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I need an adult medium, if you really need to know.

tbone wrote in statements Apr 03, 2012 08:18

I need to remember that any male underwear in our house that is labeled "large" is actually a child's size large, and those don't fit me.

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tbone wrote in statements Feb 15, 2012 06:53

I don't care what George Lucas or anyone says, HAN SHOT FIRST.

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alexandraerin wrote in statements Jan 21, 2012 15:59

My housemate is watching a complete remake of A New Hope that's edited together from fan videos.

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leastlikely wrote in statements Jan 18, 2012 20:13

I just saw a Volkswagen commercial with dogs singing the Imperial March.

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deltashade wrote in statements Jan 12, 2012 08:02

HAPPY AMANDA NEW YEAR GUYS, AMANDA IS NOW OFFICIALLY TWENTY-SEVEN.

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Or "no-pants New Year," if you prefer that.

tbone wrote in statements Jan 01, 2012 10:31

I HEREBY DECLARE TODAY "PANTS-FREE NEW YEAR".

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arabwel wrote in statements Dec 30, 2011 06:55

I have no idea if it is okay to ask the big guy if he'd like someo company before I go to work tonight or not.

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katalopolis wrote in statements Dec 22, 2011 09:57

Despite the fact that they don't have enough pockets, I hate these pants the most least of any pants I have hated in a long time but I still hate these pants.

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Yay for loyalty points that can buy Amazon gift vouchers!

k00m wrote in statements Dec 08, 2011 19:03

I'm getting a copy of SWTOR and it's only going to cost me the subscription.

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